Didn't some European country ban them because of all the accidents?
"a safety feature that helps prevent riding while under the influence of drugs or alcohol by forcing the rider to provide a keyword provided through the app."
I have had a lot of experience being under the influence of drugs or alcohol, AND drugs AND alcohol to know you have to be really, and I mean REALLY fucked up to be incapable of entering some fucking app keyword. Like the time the cops pulled me over on Woodward in my old man's station wagon when I was 18.
One cop asked me to look at his watch and tell him the time. All I saw was a vague circle spinning around. I told him I only had phree beerzh. My buddy, never a penny in his pocket, needed a dime to call his parents to drive the wagon home. I couldn't find a dime in my change, so I just dumped the whole pile into his hand. Anyone who is that fucked up shouldn't even be sitting in a chair without seatbelts, let alone riding a fucking scooter down Main St. at rush hour.
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